Let's start off with a classic.
My highly cynical and mean side used to laugh hysterically when I saw these bumper stickers. You idiots. I laugh that you don't know the truth. Bwahahah. Really I should be compassionate, pray for them, and beg forgiveness for them when they're judged, so now these serve as little reminders. Ladies who have these stickers, I can't commend you enough, seriously. In your highly offensive and intolerant way you have just reminded me to pray for you. So, thanks, some good did come of your bumper sticker.
BAHAHHAHAH! Just sayin'. This one always makes me laugh, no matter how many times I see it. Although when I first saw it my laugh was kind of like "haha! that guy's dumb!" Now it's more like "hah...ahhaah....ahhhhhhh! That guy's ruining our country! *hyperventilation*."
Keeping in the political realm here is another one that, just wows me. I can't get over it.
Yuk, yuk, yuk!! SERIOUSLY! You're too stupid to know that you're AN idiot! An illiterate idiot! Please, try running the country with your 1.7 gpa. Let me know how it goes. And in the next election you might try this thing called "voting." You get to choose which person you want to be president! It's for real!
Ok, last political one, I swear.
Hee hee hee! Done! Done! Moving on.
Hiiiiilarious! Probably the best "honor student" variation I've seen. So funny.
Anyway! Those are all ones that I've seen or heard about, so I'm out of bumper stickers. You guys have any you want to share?
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